Friday, August 21

Banana Cabaret - Steve Williams, Andrew Bird, Gerry Kaye and Joe Kay, doors 7.30pm, show 9pm. The Bedford, 77 Bedford Hill, Balham. Acts are subject to change. Tickets from £10. Bar/DJ till 2am. 020 8682 8940

Saturday, August 22

Banana Cabaret - Steve Williams, Andrew Bird plus two other acts to be confirmed, doors 7pm, show 9pm. The Bedford, 77 Bedford Hill, Balham. Acts are subject to change. Tickets from £13. Bar/DJ till 2am. 020 8682 8940

Stand-up comedy with Chambers and Nettleton, Glazz Campbell and Andrew Bird, MC to be confirmed, 9pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Tickets from £6. Bar till 2am. 020 8855 0496

Thursday, August 27

Celebrity Pub Quiz, comedian Martin Soan pops the questions, 9pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Admission £2. 020 8855 0496