Friday, July 10

Banana Cabaret - Paul Thorne, Mark Walker and John Ryan, doors 7.30pm, show 9pm. The Bedford, 77 Bedford Hill, Balham. Tickets from £10. Bar/DJ till 2am. 020 8682 8940

Saturday, July 11

Banana Cabaret - Paul Thorne, Mark Walker and James Sherwood, doors 7pm, show 9pm. The Bedford, 77 Bedford Hill, Balham. Tickets from £13. Bar/DJ till 2am. 020 8682 8940

Stand-up comedy with Helen Keen, Albion Gray, John Mann and Michael Smiley, 9pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Tickets from £6. Bar till 2am. 020 8855 0496

Sunday, July 12

Edinburgh Festival Double Bill with Andrew Bird, 8pm.The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Tickets from £5. 020 8855 0496

Monday, July 13

The All New Stand-Up Show, new material from headline comedians, 8pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Admission £3. Booking Office 020 8855 0496

Thursday, July 16

Celebrity Pub Quiz, a top comic pops the questions and dishes out the prizes, 9pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Admission £2. 020 8855 0496