Friday, July 3

Banana Cabaret - Adam Bloom, Mike Gunn, Michael Fabri and Daniel Simmonssen, doors 7.30pm, show 9pm. The Bedford, 77 Bedford Hill, Balham. Tickets from £10. Bar/DJ till 2am. 020 8682 8940

Saturday, July 4

Banana Cabaret - Adam Bloom, Mike Gunn, Michael Fabri and Sean Walsh, doors 7pm, show 9pm. The Bedford, 77 Bedford Hill, Balham. Tickets from £13. Bar/DJ till 2am. 020 8682 8940

Stand-up comedy with MC Andy Smart, Stephen Carlin, Carey Marx and Spencer Brown, 9pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Tickets from £6. Bar till 2am. 020 8855 0496

Sunday, July 5

Comedy Stop - Resident MC Robin Banks. Doors 8pm, show 8.30pm. The Exhibit, 12 Balham Station Road, Balham. Admission £5. Advance bookings 020 7274 5591

Brand new comedy show from Boothy Graffoe and some slow musicians, 8pm.The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Tickets from £7. 020 8855 0496

Monday, July 6

Comedy Stop - Resident MC Robin Banks, doors 8.30pm, show 9pm. The Exhibit, 12 Balham Station Road, Balham. Admission £5. Advance bookings 020 7274 5591

The All New Stand-Up Show, new material from headline comedians, 8pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Admission £3. Booking Office 020 8855 0496

Thursday, July 9

Celebrity Pub Quiz, a top comic pops the questions and dishes out the prizes, 9pm. The Hob, 7 Devonshire Road, Forest Hill. Admission £2. 020 8855 0496