“Granted, maybe I do but in fairness you quickly went on the defensive when all I said was how are we all going to recognise each other, thats all. I understood and respected that you did not want to meet me alone.

As for that performance, well Warnock just has not got a clue now has he. Maybe he has got one eye on the Plymouth job when the manager is sacked there, it is close to where he lives. Some say it is only one game but in all fairness this has been coming for ages. In the Plymouth game we could easily have been 3 down by h/t.
All we need is someone just to be diciplined and sit in front of the back four, a job for Fonte or Ertle maybe. And of course someone to bang n the goals but the defensive m/f position has to be sorted, we are left exposed for heavens sake.”

“Im offended Pete,im no p****teaser in any way shape or form, please ,you take life far to seriously ,look back on the messages , ive never said you're a potential rapist, i just didnt want to meet a 'stranger' in a pub on me own ,public place or not ,sensible i think,most peeps would agree. You sound like a nice bloke but chill out my dear. Anyway Palace played s*** , surely we can agree on this small matter !”

“Define p.... teaser, thats for little girls as in this situation. A little flirting, that,s for mature folk, it helps the world to go round and its fun but there are rules. In this case I have been accused of being a potential sex beast which I am not, I am a genuine, decent honest guy. In any case it is not as if we weren't going to meet in a public place. It was a pub and would have been full of people.

Anyway, back to real life. I think there is only one man to blame for that performance and that is yourself Mr Warnock.
This has been brewing for ages, your tactics and team selection is all wrong. I think you do have to start looking at yourself now. Why play Butterfield instead of Clyne. Carle needs to come in for N'diaye who needs to be rested. Our scoring record at home is abysmal going back to last season. This is now your team so there are no excuses anymore, I certainly can't take anymore of this, its embarrasing. A goal conceded in each of our home games this season in the first five minutes is unnacceptable. Changes have to be made, and fast as there are murmerings amonst the faithfull.”

“Don't like p.....teasers thats what you've being doing with each other
the last few weeks.”

“Well if the cap fits darlin! I just dont like p.... teasers.”

“My , thats very chauvinistic attitude Pete . Im well aware of all the rules of the game , but why on earth would you need a 'woman' to explain them to you.Your'e quite clearly one of the male breed that thinks a womans place is in the kitchen. In this day and age thats very archaic.”

“Thats a relief I have to say !! Shame you could not explain, my expectations of you would have gone back up. If a women doesn't know the offside rule then she's not really accepted into a mans game as far as I am concerned. Enjoy the game.”

“Miss uptight Julie knows the offside rule very well thankyou , but doesn't need another chance. Enjoy the game this afternoon and have a safe journey if you are coming down .”

“Hey miss uptight Julie. I'll give you another chance if you can tell me the offside rule”

“Well not anymore. Enjoy the game.”