“Lee , Croydon , thats a shame id loved to have met you , and would of course got you home before the street lamps come on .”

“I would Julie, But Peter Stone Me the Rascist & Sexist, is Right, as he Allways is, i am A Mummys Boy
My Mum Told Me Not To Meet `Strange` Women, Especially 1`s that Support Crystal Palace..”

“Lee, Croydon , im sure Luis and i would make a lovely couple,but he lives to far away , you only live local to me , how bout me meeting you my dear ,”

“Julie, West Wickham,
Ok My Dear, but are you having a go at the 1 & only L0uis, Henfield Village, Because he is Giving you the Cold Shoulder & Pete W, Hemel Hempstead, is trying his Luck with you Now?
I thought you & L0uis Would Make a Good Couple.”

“Lee ,Croydon , people that don't get out , suffer from psychosis, and have dillusions, he,s happy , stop having a go at him”

“L0uis, Henfield Vilage,
But i do go to Selhurst Park, do you? so i am Putting a Bit of Cash into saint simons Pocket, i`m not 1 of the `Stayaway Fans` that Saint Simon was Moaning about Last week, it seems L0uis, you need to get out of the Village Of Henfield more & Get Your Arse Down To Selhurst Park.
Boys & Girls can Anybody Understand what L0uis, Henfield Village, is Actually Going on About in his Comment to me, At 14.51 today, i am Baffled, L0uis, Clive is Right about you, Drivel, You Talk Complete Drivel.
No Doubt your Friend, Peter, Northants, David Stroud Or Maybe he Will be Big Jon, Leicester, today, will be on to Stick Up for You, L0uis.
The Peter & L0uis Show, With Special Guests, David, Stroud & Big Jon, Leicester, Ok Buddys!”

“Best to have a player in your squad who wants to play for you than a player who would cause unrest. Did you see Routledge on soccer am?? We were best rid of that oomper loomper if he is going to say remarks like that about a club who brought him into the game. Well done Clyne! By the way- me and Chris aren't the same person. Its like being back at school with some people on this site and their remarks. I love it!”

“Lee,I don't believe Moses will be sold for a million or at all.I think its more likely that Jordan will get extra investors in or sell the club.
And when I said sometimes football is about not losing it depends on the opponents,if your playing against a West Brom or Newcastle,although you try to win,its about NOT being beaten and that is not being negative its being factual.And you really are so negative as I've said before Palace DON'T need supporters like you.”

“Neil,
How about Beattie, Playing in your Neck Of the Woods, on Loan at swansea, we could`ve got him for £750k in the Summer,But Saint Simon is Skint, As for Letting Moses go for a Million, well what do you Expect with Saint Simon, Look at his record for Selling Youngsters, Routledge, Soares & Watson, Went for What, Nearly £4m for all 3. If we don`t get New Backers who are going to Invest in the Team, Asap, January Could be a very Bleak Month for Palace.
The Future is Not Looking Bright & Our Chairman Is Orange.
L0uis, Henfield Village, what do you Think of the Rumours, Saint Simon, will let Moses go for a Million + Add Ons?”

“L0uis, Henfield Village,
your a Bundle of Information today, has the Henfield VIllage Medical Centre, Upped your Medication?
Football is not just about the Games you win, Sometimes, there about the Games you DON`T Lose?. L0uis, that is like Poetry, why didn`t you go the whole Hog & say Fotball is Only about 3 Results, Win, Lose Or Draw? L0uis, Henfield Village, Nice to see Clynne get a Call up for the England U 19`s, Obviously the England Coaching Staff rate him Highly, It`s a Pity Negative Neil Doesn`t, Having only Started Clynne only 3 Times this season.
Neil, Sheep Shagger, Wales, It must be your Lunch Break, Don`t forget between 3 & 4 Farmer Gile`s Sheep need a Good Seeing to, I`m Off to Watch Cbeebies!”