“Hi guys, Well Lee, Now Simon Jordan has done what he promised and sorted the finances out, the embargo has been lifted, leaving NW to go ahead with the signings of Smith and Davies.

I went to the Newcastle match and yes it was an easy win for them but we were not outclassed, just remember people even though they are now in the championship, their team is still made up of premiership players. This, and the Man City game will benefit the team, especially our youngsters, for the rest of the season.

As for the Moses situation, NW has put out a statement today denying the speculation that a deal has been made with Wigan and so I predict that we will have him still at our club after the window closes.”

“Mr Luis,Henfield, Come on my Brother, Mr Simon is a very Naughty, Naughty, Bad Man if He Sells My Nigerian Bad Bad Boy Mr Victor, You Take Care Mr Luis Luis, Your Nigerian Friend Mr Cosmas..............”

“Lee from croydon &cosmas from camberwell , you both talk a lot of sense un like some others ! thought id let you know that ive walked 16`5k steps today ,that could have got me to norhtants to see my beloved pete from northants but id rather stay in south london .”

“Forgot to add nice to see John Salako back as coach to under 13s.”

“Until Simon Jordan finds the correct person to sell to he is the
right man for Crystal Palace.Even
if he has to sell Victor Moses.”

“Spot on, Ronnero, we still owe money on Carle & Lee. So Mr Jordan Have Wigan & Stoke Paid us for watson & Soares? Where has that £2.6m Gone Mr tanned up orange Peroxide Blonde Ponce Gone? We hear the Bullshit that your the `Saviour` yet again by `Bankrolling the club in the Summer with £5m` But You Cannot Come up With the Money to pay ex Players & pay outstanding monies on Carle & Lee, Jordan Sell Crystal Palace, the name & the Players, because that Is all you own & F... O.. Making Shit Films , You Useless Ponce!”

“don't you all know SJ is owing money all over the place that's how we are able to keep ourselves out of liquidation otherwise we would end up like Leeds or Southampton.”

“Mr Lee, My friend, Mr simon, My Buddy buddy at Palace, yes mr simon do like the sunny sunshine a bit too much, as does mr cosmas but Mr Cosmas is from Nigeria! I would like to offer mr simon Some Of Cosmas`s Nigerian Traditional African Shirts To Brighten up Matchdays at Palace..... Mr Neil Why Is Bad Boy Moses Being kept on Bench? Your Friend Cosmas.”

“How can Palace attract Players to the club, when they know they aint going to get paid by our Perma Tanned Blonde Peroxide Idiot Chairman! I Bet Mr Jordans Hairdresser & The Top Up your Tan Shop Get Paid Every Month by Jordan............”

“Stern John was free agent so no
signing on fee would be needed.”