Ha Ha Hitler!

Warehouse Theatre, Croydon

Until Sunday, October 11

The Ha Ha Boys are back from their huge success with Ha Ha Hamlet!, and this time they're taking on World War II.

Loosely based on The Great Escape, Ha Ha Hitler! is an all-singing, all-dancing romp through German-occupied France.

It's 1942 and three hopeless RAF pilots are planning their escape from Chateau Plonke.

Tom, Dick and Hilary discover more than they ever thought they would about the war, disguise and finding romance - as well as the significance of the Enigma Machine code book.

Performances at 8pm, Tuesdays 6.30pm, Sundays 5pm.

Tickets from £8, call 020 8680 4060.

Dorian Gray

New Wimbledon Theatre

Until Saturday, October 10

Matthew Bourne's newest smash-hit ballet is back in town.

Oscar Wilde's classic gothic fairytale has been updated for a generation obsessed by celebrity and fame.

From the country's favourite dance company, New Adventures.

Performances at 7.30pm, Thursday and Saturday matinees 2.30pm.

Tickets from £14, call 0844 871 7646.

London Mozart Players

Croydon Clocktower

Friday, October 9

Croydon's resident orchestra provide a string trio for this concert.

They'll be performing a programme of duos and trios by Mozart, Haydn and Dohnanyl.

Performance at 3.30pm.

Tickets £10, concessions £8, call 020 8253 1030.

The Nutcracker

Epsom Playhouse

Friday, October 9

The Russian State Ballet of Perm perform a magical ballet, children's favourite The Nutcracker.

Set to Tchaikovsky's original score, it's full of enchanting dances like Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

A good introduction to ballet for children.

Performance at 8pm.

Tickets £19.50, call 01372 742 555.

Essence of Ireland

Fairfield, Croydon

Saturday, October 10

Traditional Irish dance moves forward into a new era with this show that includes modern Irish music.

Incorporating elements from dance styles around the world, the show explores international dance while keeping Ireland at its core.

Performance at 8pm.

Tickets from £17, call 020 8688 9291.

Burglar Bill

Croydon Clocktower

Saturday, October 10

The much-loved children's story by Janet and Allan Ahlberg goes musical!

Each night Burglar Bill eats stolen fish and chips before he goes out stealing.

But one night he steals a mysterious box that changes his life forever.

Puppets, music and comedy bring this favourite tale to life for three to eight year olds.

Performance at 2.30pm.

Tickets £6, concessions £5, call 020 8253 1030.

Scooby Doo and the Pirate Ghost

The Churchill, Bromley

Until Saturday, October 10

Kids, get ready for a spooky experience!

The Scooby Doo gang are back with a ghostly mystery to solve.

Featuring comedy, great songs and special effects, this is a fun show for kids aged three and over.

Performances at 6.30pm Thursday, 1.30pm and 6.30pm Friday, and 11am, 2pm and 5pm Saturday.

Tickets from £9.50 for children, call 0844 871 7620.

Epsom Symphony Orchestra

Epsom Playhouse

Saturday, October 10

This local orchestra perform a concert entitled Bohemian Rhapsody.

Including music from Smetana, Enesco, Strauss and Dvorak.

Performance at 7.30pm.

Tickets £11, concessions £10, children £5, call 01372 742 555.

Des O'Connor

Ashcroft Theatre, Croydon

Sunday, October 11

Household name Des brings an evening of entertainment to Croydon.

His blend of comedy, laughter and music is one not to be missed from a world-class entertainer.

Performance at 7.30pm.

Tickets £20, call 020 8688 9291.

The Rocky Horror Show

The Churchill, Bromley

Monday, October 12 until Saturday, October 17

The greatest rock 'n' roll musical around is back in town this week, as The Rocky Horror Show comes to Wimbledon.

Squeaky-clean sweethearts Brad and Janet are about to embark on an adventure they'll never forget.

Watch the innocent couple confronted by outrageous characters such as Frank 'n' Furter, Rocky and Magenta.

Richard O'Brien's classic show is a non-stop party, bursting with sing-a-long, dance-a-long hits such as Sweet Transvestite, Damn It Janet and of course the one you know all the moves to - Time Warp.

Performances Monday to Thursday at 7.45pm, Friday and Saturday at 6pm and 9pm.

Tickets from £18.50, call 0844 871 7620.

You're the Top - A Tribute to Cole Porter

Fairfield, Croydon

Tuesday, October 13

The lunchtime concert this week features Cole Porter's music and lyrics, hosted by singer and pianist Andrew D. Brewis and with guest performers.

Performance at 1.05pm.

Tickets £5, call 020 8688 9291.

Oklahoma!

Ashcroft Theatre, Croydon

Wednesday, October 14 until Saturday, October 17

Local theatre group CODA perform the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Oklahoma! at the Ashcroft Theatre.

Featuring songs such as Oh What A Beautiful Morning and People Will Say We're in Love, there's plenty to sing along to.

Performances at 7.45pm, Wednesday and Saturday matinees at 3pm.

Tickets from £10, call 020 8688 9291.

The Orchestra

Fairfield, Croydon

Wednesday, October 14

This group features former members of the ELO and ELO Part II.

The six internationally renowned artists will be performing their huge hits from the 70s and 80s.

Performance at 8pm.

Tickets from £20, call 020 8688 9291.

Communicating Doors

Barn Theatre, Oxted

Wednesday, October 14 until Saturday, October 17

Oxted Players perform a time-hopping bedroom farce by Alan Ayckbourn.

A prostitute, Poopay, is hired by Julian for his business partner Reece, but Reece wants her to witness a murder statement.

When Poopay tries to leave via a communicating door, she finds herself travelling back in time to meet the murder victims.

Performances at 7.45pm.

Tickets £9, call 01883 712241.

Dracula

Croydon Clocktower

Thursday, October 15

See Dracula as you've never seen him before in this highly acclaimed show from Proteus Theatre.

Bram Stoker's classic tale is told through circus, physical performance, film and music.

Performance at 7.30pm.

Tickets £7.50, concessions £6, call 020 8253 1030.